A long-time Nilzero fixture has been retired from service. You may have known her as Old Yellow, the Iron Maiden, or that-damn-couch-that-tried-to-eat-me-in-the-living-room.

After years of service, she's now in the basement, having been replaced with a younger, fresher model.

(By the way, you can now rent vans at Ikea. That was most exciting.)